Medical Marijuana from MMJ Direct looking for Affiliates to Join

I have added an amazing affiliate program to our website and we are recommending companies to join us in profiting from the booming Marijuana Industry in Canada.

The Company – MMJ is based in Vancouver, BC, Canada.  The owners are excellent business partners who ensure that the Marijuana, Concentrates and Edibles are of the highest quality.  I personally recommend them and these guys are here to make an impact on the booming Cannabis Industry in Canada.

To join as an Affiliate the process is really easy.

MMJ Direct Affiliate Program


1. Register as a user & then sign up to get your Affiliate Number
2. Create unique Affiliate URL links with the referral URL Generator
3. Promote your unique link with your customers
4. Start Earning Money!


Sign into your account: at

From your account dashboard you can view your recent orders, manage your shipping and billing addresses and edit your password and account details.

Log in to Affiliate-Area to use the  Affiliate URLs  “Referral URL Generator”

When logged into the Affiliate-Area  you also have access to your stat’s, payouts, and Creative Content such as advertisements and banners.

If you have an problems or questions text me at 604-657-7840 for a quick response.

This opportunity is for anyone in Canada over the age of 18 years of age.


Don’t fall for a Scab Man my opinion only

This is my Blog Post on Scab Men and don’t fall for one or you’ll find yourself in Hell.

Being called a Scab is your average 9 to 5, 40-50 year old guy who usually works in that extreme dead-end job and has extra, extra bullshit of baggage.

These men had dreams and ambitions of doing wonderful things with their life but all it came down to was a beer belly, the job he bitches about and the baggage from the past relationships and yes they are single, or they say they are single but they haven’t had sex with their wives since last year or can’t get it up.

So what happened to these ambition 20 year olds who had a passion for life yet once they hit late 30’s or early 40’s realized it all went to shit and their life became a living hell.

Welcome to aging gracefully – NOT.

Scabs at first are super nice guys but weak in the mind and lack of ambition.  Sure they are great to chat with and incredibly entertaining but they all lack that drive and motivation that we, women find attractive and desirable.

These Scabs show up at work day after day with the motivation of a dead horse complaining about the lack of conditions and calling out the poor me while claiming to say that they care about their job and their career choice but you know the real reason is that they just need the job.

They needed that job as they have baby momma drama or otherwise called ex-drama – Christ – why is it that they all have evil ex-girlfriends who did them wrong when you know that they were the ones with the real problem in the relationship.

The problem being their lack of emotion to anything but themselves.  I love the single parent Scabs who claim to be there for their child as their child is the most important thing in their life.

Scabs are sure that the other parent do not spend more time with the child as then that child will not become a mini-me of the Scab also the ex is ‘super evil’.  But they according to a Scab, all of their Exes are evil as they have been wronged by them.

The Scab’s wrong doing in life is due to bad Karma and to the choices they made.

So now about Sex with a Scab – honestly how the fuck would I know, as I don’t fuck Scabs.

Scabs are so full of insecurities and lies about their own life and their past Sex Life that they suck in Bed as it is always about them.

Scabs love to gossip and chat, which I wonder if they are gay as real men don’t chat on the phone.  All you have to do it tell them exactly what they want to hear about themselves to get them to like you.  But do you mean it – fuck NO and it is not like you and a Scab will never hook up as they will always find endless excuses about their life their drama etc.

I know this sounds harsh but it is the truth trust me I’m not kidding and I’m not being mean I’m just telling you how it is.  Who wants to hook up with a Scab.

Now if you find yourself in a relationship with a Scab – fuckin run.  And run fast cuz you will hit 50 years of age when a Scab turns into a nasty old man.  You know the type who works everyday, always in debt, lets the beer gut go into the full on ‘santa belly’.

Forget sex as seriously he hasn’t seen his dick in a decade so how can he use it or any other sexual skill, but he will always be there if you want to give him a Hand Job or Blow Job. Honestly, he doesn’t even know what his dick looks like anymore.

Scabs become bitter old men and ladies you deserve a man who will treat you well into your older age.  Of course the same can be said about bitter older women as well.

So if you don’t want to turn into a Scab then do the things that you like to do and if you say something follow through with your plans, just do it, don’t think about it, just do it.

Keep those dreams and ambitions alive and start living a fun life – just do it and enjoy life. Don’t fail for the lies and live in hell with a Scab Man.

Remember this Blog is my opinion and Post is only my personal thoughts.












Host a SEX TOY PARTY in 2016 – the WEVIBE Sync Special

Ladies – Book a Sex Toy Party in 2016 and use your Hostess Discount to receive the new WE Vibe Sync which is an amazing couples product – as the Sync is more flexible and you can connect your Music to the App and Vibration.  Price is $249.00 each however for hosting a Sex Toy Party you can receive this product for Free!!!  Contact me at or text 604-657-7840 for more details.



We-Vibe Sync is designed to be enjoyed with a partner. Its compact, body-hugging form is designed to deliver simultaneous pleasure to the G-spot and the clitoris. It’s made from body-safe silicone – free from phthalates and BPA, and made without latex.

Apply We-Vibe™ Lube —made by pjur® to the G-Spot stimulator.

Adjust clitoral or G-spot stimulator for a custom fit.

Have sex in your favorite position and enjoy the vibe.




Dual stimulation
Intensify shared pleasure during sex with deep powerful vibrations that stimulate her G-spot and clitoris.

Adjustable fit
Sync is adjustable to your unique body so you can feel the vibrations right where you want them. It’s easy to adjust.

Remote control
The remote can change vibration modes as well as the intensity in the moment. Either partner can use the remote and it works up to a distance of 3 meters.

Smartphone app
The free We-Connect app allows you to play and control from anywhere. Vibe to music with Beat mode or use Touch mode for real-time control at your fingertips.

100% waterproof so you can play anywhere.

USB rechargeable. Charges in 2 hours, for up to 90 minutes of play.


Download the free We-Connect app and get more Sync features on your smartphone.

The free We-Connect app allows you to play and control from anywhere. Beat mode lets you vibrate to the rhythm of your music. Touch model allows real-time control at your fingertips and lets you create custom vibrations.


New Sex Toys added to Sex Toy Parties

I have added some amazing new products to Laskamaria’s Sex Toy Parties for Vancouver, BC, Canada.  I am currently booking parties for September and October so there are dates available but I wanted to show you some of the new products which will be available to purchase the night of your event.

I always ensure that I bring lots of stock and inventory to a party so no one has to wait for orders.  All prices include GST and PST at the event and payment is simple via Visa, MasterCard, E-transfer or Cash.  Batteries are always included.

Then for Hosting a Sex Toy Party you receive Free items, no gifts, but what you wanted, as the Hostess should always get what she wants.

So check out Laska’s new items for Sex Ed with a Twist Sex Toy Parties and to book a Sex Toy Party in Vancouver, BC, Canada text 604-657-7840 or email:

X’s and Oh’s Adult Boutique Grand Opening

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Saturday June 18, 2016 – I will be in Okotoks, Alberta at X’s and Oh’s Adult Boutique for their Grand Opening.

It will be a fun afternoon with musics, giveaways, appies and refreshments.

I will be showing new products and educating on current sex toys and positions.  Products lines include the new Pink Natural Lubricants, Colours Silicone Dildos, Nu Sensuelle Rechargeable Bullets and Vibrators, and the new Silicone Blush product line called Luxe.

Lots of discounts and specials will be offered.

Come down and visit us at X’s and Oh’s Grand Opening on Saturday!!!


Book a Party in April 2016 and Receive a Special Gift

That’s right – book a Sex Toy Party with me, Laskamaria and you will receive a Special Gift just for booking for the month of April 2016.

Laska’s  Sex Toy Parties are a bit different as I will offer a fun, entertaining, educational seminar as well as bring all the stock so you and the friends can purchase and take home that evening.

But for the bonus for the month of April for Hosting a Party you will receive your Hostess Discount plus a Booking Bonus of a Free Kama Sutra Honey Dust.

The Kama Sutra Honey Dust retails at over $40.00 and this dust is amazing as it’s edible – dust all over your body and your lover will love to lick it off – also it feels amazing on.  Dust your bed sheets for a romantic evening.  The Kama Sutra Honey Dust is perfect for anyone’s Bedroom.

All you have to do is text me 604-657-7840 (Vancouver BC area) to book or email me direct at

honey dust


The New Go-Go Slider


Amazing new product Stainless Steel with 6 1/2 inch insert able silicone – the slide will give you the ultimate sexual experience.

Once in the hands of your lover this unit will give you the power and satisfaction to ‘fuck’ your partner to the height of desire she wants to experience.

Available in Stainless Steel only and the silicone slider is only available in the Deep Purple.

Laska’s opinion:  This product is amazing – if you want to get fucked hard this is the item and when it is in the hands of your lover it feels like a solid tool not some simple novelty.  This item is for the couple who wants a very visual experience for the giver and an amazing hard-core fucking experience for the receiver.

Product is very easy to keep clean.

This product is perfect for couples or group situations.

Amazing – here is what the manufacturer wrote on their website.

In your hands you hold an amazing work of art to be used with care and respect, just like a woman should be treated. Our luxury stainless steel model is made of:

~ high grade platinum cured medical grade silicone

~ 301 medical grade stainless steel,

~ hand polished to a brilliant smoothness, creating an orgasmic combination and sensation never before experienced.

 Expertly designed to honor the sleek and individually unique silhouette and contour of a woman’s body. The Go-Go Glider fulfills the special, individual needs of a woman with it’s smooth, no-pinch design to insure a highly intense, erotic experience.

Purchase our product with confidence, knowing that we are committed to bringing you the highest quality products that are:

Phthalate Free | Latex Free | Non-Porous | Heavy Metal Free | Arsenic Free | Formaldehyde Free | Lead Paint Free | BPA Free | Paraben Free | 2-Butoxyethanol Free | Hypoallergenic | Non-toxic | Odorless | Body Safe

To order Canadian price of $190.00 free shipping anywhere in Canada.

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